Candidates must state which town they represent, their pastimes, their hopes for the future, and the answers to the following 3 questions:
1) If I had to invite 3 people to a dinner party, who would they be.
2) I have been given one superpower, what is it, and what would I use this superpower to do?
3) Without using the phrase "world peace" what would you use the title of Miss Drowned In Sound 2008 to promote?
There will also be a swimsuit section. Post URL's to uploaded photos at the bottom of your application.
Myslef, Poptimusgrime and Testicles shall decide the winner.
I like these questions
and remember - mandatory participation!
^ mandatory!
that means YOU!
I'm already taking the swimsuit photos
I'm good at replying
A MILLION REPLIES
right enough
looks like you'll have to nominate
Oh dear, did you want to avoid that?
I nominate creakyknees' wife.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
I think you take the lead with this
even after 13 minutes its still lol-able
1:
royter hatfood, sadpunk and snow brigade (they'd be the only people that would come)
2: Instant IP number identifying powers, to instantly know who is behind which fake profiles.
3: promote sheffield wednesday to the premiership.
SWIMSUIT EDITION:
http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a315/harrru/me.jpg
PotD
You rock my world
9 points
this is easy already
gets my vote for no.3
why?
1. Boris Johnson, Socrates and the really hot guy who gets the same train as me every morning and i can't bring myself to speak to.
2. I'de have friends and somewhere to go on a friday night. I'de use it to go out with my friends on a friday night.
3. Work/Death camps for any man with designer stubble wielding an acoustic guitar.
Fortunately i don't think any pictures of me in a swimsuit exist.
Leicester ¬¬
1) I'll take the three homeless people i sat next to on the bus, because I never buy their Big Issues *ahem* and it was highly embarrassing for it because you know, you ignore them AND THERE THEY ARE, ON THE BUS, WHIFFING SLIGHTLY.
But not as charity.
2) I have been given laser-shooting thumbs, which I will use to disorient irritating people during lectures and whatnot.
3) Dutch trance, safe sex and Bob Dylan.
Do I have to be wearing a swimsuit? :|
Thems the rules
I don't actually have a swimsuit :|
well thats a lie, i do, but i haven't tried it on yet.
notes
lack of dedication
i suggest a sunglasses section as a viable replacement
note: initiative <3
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I think we're going to have to start nominating contestants.
I'll start:
computerman5
fucktherave
Colleen
Maxster
bsoucek
twee_loser
cowcow
scarlet_apples
blaaast
wrightylew
harru
ghost-rat
IndieAndy_Jones
mug_mug_mug
Le_Shambles
kram
bostockbostock
Captain_Power
dayvan_cowboy
marshwarbler
malick
soapy
the_big_cheese
Zapsta
cutoff
themighty
poptimusgrime
rue_the_day
lanne
tobyprice
Adas
q_of_doom
douchebag
russt
HarryPaget
Sibley
Submit your applications.
bostockbostock has a cool name
I am shocked at the lack of turnout here.
I was pretty sure everyone would rush in for such a prestigious event
maybe....
we need to reconsider the prize.
There's a prize?
Sean can deal with that...
i think it's a bit on the sleazy side
but that's a good thing
Nothing sleazy about it
Except maybe the swimsuit bit.
From now on thats optional for extra points.
Thanks.
You still lose for bitching about it
I wasn't bitching
I was offering constructive alternatives, obviously
I suggest we have a drunk section
It takes a certain amount of decorum to look good in a photo when you're drunk.
WACKY!
I second this
If you think it will help you win
just out of curiousity,
why do you think my name is cool?!
I just do
WINK
oooh get you,
cheeky
okay doke
I am representing Southend, i like winding people up on the internet and i hope in the future to be better at doing so.
1) Henry Rollins, Jello Biafra and Ian Mckaye
2) I would choose the superpower of superhuman strength, and i would use it to beat up people who wrong me.
3) I would hope to draw attention to the fact that INTERNET= SERIOUS BUSINESS
http://a979.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/71/l_a723ff4972738d9ef96e8f38d87121ea.jpg
Which stunning atlas like figure are you?
one in the sunglasses
bear in mind this was a while ago. im now 250 pounds of muscle
would if you was
*swoon*
k then
Miss Derry, wearing socks and I would like to be a department store manager in the south of France.
1) George W. Bush, Richard D. James and Heather McCartney. Fur thee laffs.
2) The power of love, I would use it to love people and make them love me.
3) Midget pronography in Asia
Swimsuit: http://img183.imageshack.us/img183/1667/swimsuitam4.jpg
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OhMySoHorny is in for a treat.
Like the Daily Star would say "PHWOARRRR!!!!"
i have so won
Please fill out application and return
ASAP
confidence is a preference
Official Notice
The winner of Miss Drowned In Sound 2008 shall be allowed one night of passion with OhMySoHorny.
Can i withdraw my application?
it's mandatory anyway
so NO.
sorry, but this is a totalitarian competition
Thank fuck
I don't stand a chance.
You can edit it.
I'm glad I'm a dead cert for last then
Application:
1. Marco Pierre White (to cook the meal), Hitler, and a goat. So i can watch the goat bite off hitler's other ball. If the goat is disqualified on account of not being human. Then chuck one half of Daft Punk in there. to-play-the-music.
2. my super power would be: the power of kama sutra... to help me spread the loooveee.
3. which brings me to my third point. I would like to promote 'global love' (see what i did there?)
And 'don't think, just fuck' is my motto... and with my superpowers i will help spread the love :) sex = peace *
*unless you're fucking hitler
http://img221.imageshack.us/img221/4918/beemissdiscb4.jpg
^BLATANT CHEATING
why did i cheat?!
:(
i forgot to say i am representing Bristol.
I'm thoroughly in love with you
Harru can shut up
Commendable
Particular fan of the MS Paint.
Shows a creative flare.
oh dear
c'mon lauren!
join in! i can make sure you win, if you want?
i'm drunk!
no can do...
I suppose its only fair that I enter.
Representing Harringey
1) Madline McCann, Josef Fritzel and the Prophet Mohammad.
2) Go-Go-Gadget Penis, augmenting my RapeSuit.
3) It use my position of Miss Drowned In Sound to promote Rosses Point, Sligo as a nice place to bury a man trapped inside a suitcase.
I don't have any swimsuit pics but you can have this one of loads and loads of me with Kanye West sunglasses.
http://i127.photobucket.com/albums/p134/crysthamexican/wist.jpg
Where the fuck is Harringey
You can't make up place names you know
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the London Borough of Harringey.
Still dont believe you
when's the deadline for applications?
As soon as i get a picture of stealthy in a swimsuit
22:05
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until the thread reaches 100.
I've never started a thread that has exceeded 100 replies.
this is unfair
i stand no chance of winning with 3 boys as the judges
poptimus is a gayer
we all know that
<3
Love you too honey
x
i love testicles
LOLZ!!!
yeah, and they've entered too
so they'll blatantly win!
i haven't entered!
i made sure i'm not going to enter
very honourable
i expected nothing less from such a fine gentleman
:)
i didn't think it would be acceptable, as i'm one of the judges.
of course, my fellow judges seem awfy corrupt...
i'll now start taking bribes via pm
ill offer you my virginity
yr hair like paul simonon yet?
similar yes
it definately has a 70s punk vibe to it
yr on the way to winning
We'll use our powers for good though
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I only entered so as to generate a bit of interest. If teh other judges pick me, then I shall abdicate my crown.
not even with that big girly hairdo?
see the haircut thread
its not a lot shorter. its a '77 punk look.
all aplications....
shall be judged on their individual merits.
bullshit
one of you claimed to be throughly in love with bsoueck. youre gonna do a alan partridge on us
My feelings will not affect my judgements
pwomise
so far my vote goes to bsousek
only a more recent swimwear pic could clinch it. PM's welcome.
you filthy man
where's your entry twee?
why do people not realise it's mandatory?
Representing Falmouth then
1. Harper Lee, Hermione Granger, and Ho Chi Minh
2.The power to travel back in time 56 seconds. I've decided its the maximum safe cut off point.
3. My mum
you might win my vote for mentioning Hermione Granger
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picture?
fairly recent.
http://tinyurl.com/y8ae6y
you lose my vote
Moist
Representing Ingatestone
My pastimes include building up my collection of awesome Nike kicks, discovering new LOLcats, fencing, studying Modern International Relations and generally sounding off about all things art related, especially music.
1) A) Immanuel Kant- So I could decide whether the enlightenment was a worthwhile project and work out whether he was a realist or an idealist.
B) Thurston Moore- 'Cause he's Thurston, innit.
C) Idi Amin- 'Cause every party needs a crazy guy who sits in the corner and starts fights with everyone else.
2) I'd take the power of immortality and eternal youth. Because then I could I could try and stop this planet and race from fucking up completely. Plus it's an awesome line to use on girls.
3) I'd use my title to save the giant isopod. And make Benny Lava a global star. Plus I'd use it to get laid. Obviously.
I don't have a swimsuit photo, so here's one of me dressed up as a playboy bunny. HELLO BOYS!
http://photos-960.ll.facebook.com/photos-ll-sf2p/v73/54/6/204504960/n204504960_31769903_3029.jpg