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OoohLaa - what's YOUR favourite sex position?

18 votes
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by OhMySoHorny

DO tell.

OhMySoHorny | 16 May '08, 20:33 | Send note | Report this | Reply

no


oh go on


no


go on go on go go on go on

go on go on...


no


_

fuck you then


you wish


erm, not sure what its called

but when you 'enter' the lady side ways


^Ear fucking?^

Can't think of any other sideways holes.


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and for this you would need either a really large earhole, or a really small cock.


Sor

Ted


*Sore Ted?


^ name for my new

hardcore band which I have yet to form.


yes

that the one, i thought it was called 'the william shatner' but wrong again


Lets be honest..

there all rubbish. Ultimately you end up making far flung excuses whatever happens.


^they're^


How dare you!!!

FOSSILS ARE FUCKING BANGING!


i don't really think i get enough to start being picky...

and i haven't tried them all yet, so y'know, i'd hate to choose one and then have to change my mind later on...that could be confusing


woof, woof


meow meow


grrr


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howl


you honestly can't beat mish.

The stock answer when asking guys is usually Doggy, but i think it's overated. Course i like to hold a lady by the hips and go with the flow, but when you're having a bit of mish you can see that look on their faces of a mixed sense of pleasure/horror at the thought of a fat lump trying his best on top of them. I'm not sure i have the stamina for sex really, but it never seems immoral to go in a paddy and say 'Listen, this ain't happenin, d'you wanna do the honours?'


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mish? some kind of kinky malaysian fish sex?


that actually looks really good

but those guides are so intimidating.

Like, I start thinking should I put my hand there - should I turn anti-clockwise or clockwise? Aaaargh.

I'd rather have fumbling, accidentally good sex.


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saucy!!


no no....i agree. instructional sex is never good.

i just used the picture cos it looks like an accurate representation of the 'accidentally good' sex.. :)

the moral of the story is: don't think, just fuck.


hai.


"Just Fuck"

combined with a nike tick... I'm sure I've seen those at a market somewhere..


the nike tick

being an upturned picture of cock and balls


There's a market for this.

It's pretty downmarket, but a market nontheless.


©soucek

ahem. although you can have the rights for logo design.


'dont think, just fuck'

i might write this down for my 'miss drowned in sound' application.

it's kind of like promoting world peace. with lots of fucking.


get a hot enough bikini picture

and it'll cement yr win


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that sounds hott.


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Oh!! YumYum!!


Man, now, that looks ace, but:

'row his boat?'


*ruins it

(i know)


it's all about incredibly rough

masochistic, girl-on-top being domineering sex.

i'm so predictable.


The Organ Grinder


The Millstone


The Cruyff Turn


Half-Hancock


The Lotus-Eater


The Thorpedo


The Alamo


Ask yer mum