I'm thinking when I hit 45,000 I might get some party rings & the Bubbly out for a private party.
Does 44,845 seem like a lot? Any suggestions for party Accessories?
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All depends how old you are
My record was 5 in one day. I was 15 at the time.
5 a day!
good lord boys are weird!
Why so many?
when you hit 45,000
you have to make an "Ask Me Anything" thread
Impressive.
oh and *cock rings
the 45th wedding anniversary is Sapphire
So I guess it'll be my sapphire wank
kind of
...
I know a girl called Sapphire. Shes damn attractive, you could have her in mind as you pass that milestone.
Yep, I know a Sapphire
So that sentence does sound a bit wrong.
how old are you?
nearly 24
how did you work it out?
that's a lot...
That's over 5 a day
EVERY DAY OF HIS LIFE. 0_o
Surely not.
oh god
disturbing
....
i imagine iy would be quite raw after such rigours.
less 'raw'
more 'shrivelled stump'
:O
fuck me
dinner?
can't....
I've got to squeeze in 3 more wanks this week, so gotta have a hard night in.
you paying?
let's go dutch
hand shandy on the train?
no beating about the bush
I take that as a given when two men are involved
taker / giver *
continental head?
Who do you know?
Do you count?
damn, I gotta go home...
and I've disposed of the workings out, headed, "My wank workings". But basically it's about 9 per week now. I did that times 52, then timed that by 7. then for the remaining 4 years, I worked out some complex equation which frankly, is mind blowing...
Gotta go!
nature calls
Am I ....
the only one who thinks there must have been some frantic wrist action in those 4 years to make up th 40,000 (or 300 a day) wanks to make up the difference?
that's what i thought.
*coughs*
over what period of time?
how old are you? how many a day?!
I work out that I've had at least 1092 (one every other day for 6 years (six years ago I would have been 13))
I was thinking about this on the way home
and I realised what an absolute retard I am.
By my original calculations, it would have been correct if i had an average of about 11 per day.
It should actually be about 5600...damn.
I'm sorry we're going to have to revoke your Maths Licence.
hmm, think that's a good idea
I was was good at maths, did A-levels and all
I got an F in my GCSE
and I was closer to the mark.
You should be ashamed.
I'm working off of
an average of 2 a day for 14 years, which equals 10,220.
2 might be a bit conservative considering my formative wanking years but, either way, it seems a bit low.
I suppose i should take off the Christmas and Easter. I never feel like wanking then.
I actually consider Easter,,,
...my peek time for wanking.
Really?
i don't find it remotely erotic in the slightest. It's sunday alright, definitely a prime wanking slot, but all the usual wank material sunday red tops go a bit conservative all of a sudden. Fucking Jesus!
So it's old mags or unpure thoughts coupled with family commitments. There just doesn't seem to be the time.
well,
we don't really celebrate Easter...but mates and girlfriends do. So I'll curl one out all over them chocolate eggs.
You shit on peoples eggs?
Yeah, i suppose it is all a bit of a con these days.
Good work you!
Thank you.
and you've got to shit on a couple of eggs. It's one of life's fundamental experiences.