When you watch porn, does the size of the male performer's penis influence your pleasure at all?
For instance, if you happen across a video of a pornstar getting a mediocre fuck from a 4 inch wonder, does it turn you on less than if she was pummelled by a 9 inch juggernaut or more?
Do you hold a thumb up to the screen to avoid the cock all together?
Does feeling of inadequacy or superiory to the men in the scene (based on size of penis) matter to your enjoyment of the film at hand?
if i saw a 4incher i'd probably laugh
but id still be going at it hammer and tong
also
i tend to avoid porn with actual penises, cos they tend to cause confusing messages to be sent around my body
I prefer the lesbian stuff
to be honest.
You're assuming we'd all feel superior to a four-inch penis...
i only watch porn with enormo-peens in it
Is that some sort of sea creature?
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Yes it does make a difference.
Petite girls getting f****d by huge c**ks that's what it's all about.
I love the way you openly discuss watching porn on a public forum
but still asterisk out the bad language...
It's what you can't see that turns you on
Isn't it?
Come here Paul, let me **** your **** with this ****** and long **** before ****ing your ***** up **** **** moaning ****** full of ****.
/cigarette
Now I am turned on...
you like to see them bleed eh?
No that's sick.
I'm sure lots of guys feel the same, it's a common fetish. Big muscley guys doing small innocent looking women.
I don't watch porn
y u lyin?
Absolutely honest
Seeing some whore get ploughed by someone doesn't turn me on at all. Sure I *have* watched porn, but not for some time.
Are you into
Artsy softcore pictures?
you mean youre not admitting it here for some reason
come on man, this is the same internet you've been jerking off to. you can tell us
I've admitted enough on DiS
over the months and years to not be embarrassed by admitting to watching porn. I don't watch porn, simple as that. Doesn't do anything for me. Those saucy MMS messages from an ex, sure. But I don't watch some beefcake blowing his beans over some slut.
Ain't no cocks in a double-lady/cup interface video.
4girls fingerpainting
thats the new shit. u seen it?
Quide lidderally the new shit right there, Fluff.
:(
youre right to be appalled
someone thrust it upon me last week. i pretty much dry heaved all the way outside
This was a portrait of one of my ancestors. So, no!
http://www.adelphiasophism.com/gog/RudeMan0.jpg
ancestors
:D
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freaks of cock has the opposite effect, massive trousser snake, thats not appealing just car-crashingly interesting.
yeh theres something mesmerising about a 22incher
getting rammed into a young'uns tuppence
christ
this has really lowered the tone. somehow.
hooray!
ive been planning on doing it ever since i saw the thread "do you always lower the tone?"
/irony alarm
a young'uns tuppence
priceless.
^ This
^ post of forever
i think it depends on the size
if it's tiny, i LOL. if it's gargantuan i often feel like i may vomit. it's a bit of a case of goldicocks, i guess. "that cock will give someone (or something, for you animal-fanciers) a good seeing to - i'll watch this one."
i never feel inadequate though. there's no point. my very own cock has done the job on a number of occasions and it's received good reviews - ain't no need to feel ashamed.
Your cock gets reviews?
"Massive hit! Will leave you gasping for more **** " - The Sun
"Wasn't fully developed, left something to be desired ** " - The Guardian
"Ban The Filth!!" - The Daily Mail
Cheesy and too long - The Guide
.
"It is much, much too long for a romantic comedy" - The Sun
two "much"s?
twentynine, yr too kind.
a girl can dream
yeah, doesn't yours?
the Cock Report comes in the Sunday Times' supplements. you should check it out and get yourself some exposure.
Oh, I don't read the Sunday Times
That's why I missed it.
.
"It will keep you coming back for more" - News Of The World
"Like Tremors on Acid" - Paul Ross
"Too hard to properly penetrate" - The Observer
"I've never been so satisfied"
- Ms. L Morgan, 43, Kettering.
..
more of a testimony rather than a review.
"I was left with a sour taste in my mouth"
- John, 17, Brighton
"It was the last thing I saw before I was buried"
- M. McCann, 4, Praia De Luz
AHAHAHAHAHA!
:D
LOL SO MUCH!!!!
haahah :D
actualol
...
I'm immensly proud of this.
Though Maddie jokes are a little bit old now.
"Too big to roll my r's around"
- Jonathan Ross
bravo
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"Two thumbs up!"
- Roger Ebert
oh god,
the images. make the stop!
"The effects in the end scene left the audience gasping for more"
- PORN WEEKLY.
"slow to start, and no real climax. dissapointing" - The Metro
we'll see...
dinner?
Gordon Ramsey's
"Cock. Balls. In. Out. Job Done. Yes?"
...
insert, retract, repeat.
Sex sex sex wipe clean sex sex sex?
Under five and a half inches
and I feel a bit like it's a non-event and not worth engaging with. Eight inches or more and I just feel shame.
Ten inches or more and I don't spend any time looking at the female so there's no point.