All the people that want to kill themselves and all the people on death row and all the people that want to/have to die can come to it and i'd cook them like an EXTRA EXTRA good version of whatever they want their last meal to be, and because it'll be so good and they know it's their last meal, they'll enjoy it as their best meal ever.
Then i'll shoot them in the face.
It's kinda nice when you think about it.
Emphasis on
Kinda
You could charge them all their worldly possessions
They probably won't care.
^exactly
I think i'll take this to the dragons den.
Yes but how would you
deal with the waiting lists?
The branding opportunities for
Death by Chocolate would be immense
the threads today :D
Could you kill someone with Gluttony?
maybe it can be part of the DIY rest.
we can really put the bastards to work
Yeah good idea.
I'm a pretty liberal guy, and thus I like having choice. If you wanna kill yourself in a different way, hell, go for it. We can even poison the food.
You are going to die though.
They shouldn't
have to die, if they really, genuinely enjoy the food.
F*ck what they've done in the past, if they can appreciate your cooking, and know how to give compliments to the chef, then they deserve to live for another last ever meal.
You know it makes sense.
But the idea is that the meal will be their best ever
I'd let them live as long as they promised never to enjoy a meal more.
This is more easily guaranteed with DEATH
Killing them
is indeed a great way of ensuring the above fact
if were killing them for sure afterwards
then we may aswell skimp on the meal. who're they gonan tell if it was shit?
Gentlemen
we have discovered the best ever business.
You'd get a f*ck load
of repeat business, if it was their best meal ever.