I couldn't find an ashtray just now, and didn't want to use a cup, so I started stubbing my cigarette out on a piece of tissue next to my computer and then there was a trail of sparks and the tissue was setting on fire and the cherry landed on my tighted foot.
what about you today?
i'm so sorry
that made me laugh.
oh also
the thing that i thought was on tonight was actually last night, so i've missed it, and after missing our eggheads audition earlier this week for the same reason (thinking it was the day after), i feel i'm having a pretty stupid week overall.
eggheads audition?
bummer. it would have been amazing. do you test with dermot murghan (sp)?
what does practice involve?
i imagine you'd have to be really good at pretending you didn't know the correct answer straight away.
I saw Gaz last night at book club (you should come if you're interested) and forgot to ask how it went.
oh i didn't realise you did book club too
gaz has never invited me :(
practice is just pub quiz on mondays really, and i wouldn't have to pretend not to know the answers! i have to send in some audition video now or something...
Tighted foot?
I love that look
Do you ever smoke in bed?
My ex used to, she also had a tendency towards narcolepsy.
Worrying times.
no
it's a bit dot cotton, isn't it?
^this
Smoking in bed is rank!
hi
nice to meet you at ATP. sorry, completely wrong thread.
But yeah, it's hideous. Bit of ash flying about, waking up with fag ends next to you first thing in the morning.
Is eating in bed okay?
Hmm.. it's acceptable
but not to be encouraged.
I like bed picnics.
Eating your breakfast in bed in winter
on workdays, because it's the warmest place in the house, yes.
It is rather.
I used to think people would say
you shouldn't smoke in bed cos you'd get lung cancer more easily or something
because you're horizontal?
and naked!
My brother and I went to search for a pub last night
hoping to catch 'The Champions League' final only to realise half way through our quest that it's actually on next week.
I applaud your forward planning!
I now know...
what premature ejaculation disappointment feels like
NO.
No you don't! *cries*
:D
hehe
I rode a plastic bread crate down a set of concrete stairs the other day
because my opportunist luck at the time to find that pairing (and a slightly over-enthusiastic compulsion to ride and climb life).
I successfully tobogganed the stairs only to spring a painfully comedic ninja roll out the crate at the bottom.
Shoulder bruising!
BREADCRATING IS NOT A CRIME!
BREADICRATION'S WHAT YOU NEED!
IF YOU WANNA BE A RECORD BAKER!
Very bunny.
we baguette it now
Royter-Hatfood
DanielKelly
ZsaZsaGaBoring
you meant to post in the thread
'really sexy things'
I always get those two confused!!!
:D