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The Four Elements of Indie

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by TheDailyBumbler

So, Hip Hop has established its four elements (the four catalysts that were the stimulus of the genre)

BUT

What are the elements for its introverted, caucajan equivalent?

TheDailyBumbler | 16 May '08, 12:45 | Send note | Report this | Reply

Skinny jeans

Elaborate haircuts
Cardigans
Internet forums


two guitars

a haircut and a whole lot of whining.


Guitars

'Interesting' vocals
Piss poor production
Crap second album.

Are the 3 elements of Disco Earth, Wind and Fire?


:D


It means white.

White and scruffy.
Like your muffy.


...

Is one of the elements Gumbo?


^5


See Half Man Half Biscuit's Four Skinny Indie Kids...

We’ve got lo-fi, we’ve got tie-dye
We’ve got grey and brown and black
We’ve got stickers on guitars
We’ve got a tape for Steve Lamacq
We’ve got celibate lead singers
We’ve got Sebadoh’s and Docs
But what ain’t we got?
We ain’t got mates


Haven't we already had

The Indie Wars this morning?


I don't know.

I'm so self absorbed, I don't bother reading anyone else's threads.


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All you need to do is...

take Dev Hynes and point out four things about him... then you'll find the answer to this thread!


bad bad bad post.

please stop.


heliotrope, eh...

4 L M Ents

1. At least one player who has very limited skills causing all songs to sound the same

2. At least two with very slightly crazy hair, and two that smell

3. Extremely limited musical horizons

4. Absolutely unshakeable belief in own self importance, preferably covered by slouchy, apathetic, so-what demeanour


alexa chung

She's got to be one of the elements.


band members normally follow these types

the confident/cocky cunt (singer)
the eccentric genius (guitarist or keyboardist)
the quiet, fat one who was forced into it (bassist)
the 'wacky' motherfucker with the biggest drug habit (drummer)


Indie bands usually have...

1 cocky/confident cunt
and 3 who were forced into it.

Sometimes it has 4 of the latter. (coldplay)


.

1 Guitars
2 A loyal Fanbase, mostly under 30, that will like you until you become famous
3 A shy/deprived childhood on which to base your songs
4 A self-released EP or a few songs on your MySpace


Maybe

1) Influenced by The Smiths
2) Feature in NME radar
3) Obscure hit featured in a football computer game
4) Artrocker cover feature.


I have fleas

i think thats quite indie rock
i know a boy who has crabs
thats kind of indie

and also maybe

hair which is like a nest, like a bird nest.

and of course, a mummy nad daddy who gives oyu lunch money but you save it up for fags and speed.
or valium

thats how it is all made.

yes.


.

.


1.Indie 2.Indie 3.Indie 4.Indie

1. Topshop for the boys
2. Good influences that have no relevance to the curreny band who claim the influence
3. To appear in the ' 100 bands to watch out for' issue of NME
4. Channel 4 wristband only 'secret' gig


^Typo^ *Current

doing property revision about overseas finance, currency on the brain.