Based on profile pics and internet personalities:
whiterussian - Scarlett Johansen
medulla - Alan Cumming
DanielKelly - Jack Dee
ChrisJabe - Steve Coogan
SHANDYHOLMES - Ewan McGregor
Emmi_London_Girl - Cate Blanchet
MikeDiver - Malcolm McDowell (Heroes era)
poptimusgrime - Elijah Wood
?
We've done this a billion times
And Jack Dee? I'm going to kill you
Shoosh you, cheer up!
;)
:D:D:D:D:D:D
Dibs on Duchovny
seriously?
i don't know how i feel about you anymore.
actually, he's ok
who was i thinking of that's kind of douchey?
no, it's him actually, isn't it?
isn't he sort of douchey?
x-files
he always plays the science guy in films....
that doesn't really answer my question
and i know he was in the x-files, duh, i just didn't watch that show. i will just assume that he is douchey and you are a bit douchey actually.
Am I not in it?
:(
Aren't you part chinese?
Jackie Chan.
Either that or you can be the Scully to my Mulder, Gillian.
Half chinese.
I think I'd look rubbish as a redhead.
Jackie Chan???
No no no
I say the guy from Harold and Kumar.
is he the guy thats in big bang theory?
Um...not sure
He was the guy in American Pie.
http://www.sofacinema.co.uk/guardian/images/products/6/36836-large.jpg
Oi you!
I have much better hair than that.
Hey it's better than Jackie Chan
and 'Harold' is hilarious!
(and yes you have far better hair)
Hilarious in a laughing with
or laughing at way?
Laughing with
have you not watched 'Harold and Kumar go to white castle' ? It's one of my favourite stoner movies!
If I'm honest I haven't...
I take it I'm missing out then?
It appeals to my sense of humour
so perhaps not.
Though my absolute favourite scene is this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ks98Lzt_kFM&feature=related
Kal Penn
Who was in Van Wilder as Taj
Also in 24 as a extremist, and in Superman Returns as Lex Luthors Henchman and in loads of other stuff. Top actor
Harold and Kumar?
:-S
Not yet.
...
I refused to be in it.
cos thewarn's trailer is bigger than mine.
yes but he has a smaller winkle
so you're even
As I said yesterday
Bamos- Warren Beatty
Klaire - Abigail Breslin
Alan Cumming>???!?!
i hate you so much right now
That bit did make me chuckle!
"I am inviiincible!"
i hate Alan Cumming.
A few years ago i was out with a mate who knows him and lo - he turns up. He was like a recurring rash that just wouldn't go away no matter how many drinks i spilled on his coat or how many lit cigarettes were burshed across him
is alan cumming the really shit boris guy in goldeneye?
oh just seen ...Bastards comment
he is
It was either him or...
I don't know any other gay scottish actors. Maybe thing McAvoy would do a good you though.
y'know, they don't
HAVE to be gay. I'm not exactly dancing around on rollerskates at a Kylie concert.
I get told i look alot like the runner on the far left of the three in the Glasgow Commonwealth Games posters that are ubiquitously across the city
HA!
The one that is loosing to a little girl?
no, it's 3 guys on the start line,
a wee boy in the middle and a black guy on the right. I apparently look like the one on the left.
...and also
"a less hot version of Josh Hartnett" / "a hotter version of David Sneddon"
<:D
HOW AM I JACK DEE?
is mine more picture or more personality?
shouldnt this be on the vomit board?
Yes.
Who can I be?
I have no profile picture, I'm going to put one up, just so you can choose me a part.
You can be made of CGI
and voiced by Eddie Murphy.
you win :D
I am going to say Robert Carlyle.
Before I see the photo.
you can get cut out of the final edit
How dare you talk about Christopher Lee
like that
LOLIJAH WOOD!
i'd be SUCH a better Iggy Pop than him, so maybe we could switch roles?
if DiS was a film it would be like Love Actually meets (insert awesome film here).
Natural Born Killers
i like Elijah Wood
Shouldn't I?
hes ok
yeah, he's all right
in fact, i think i got a rather flattering match (thanks 'sheeldz!).
aye, beats Alan Cumming.
lolz
douchebag thinks you looks like Rebus.
wasnt that james nesbitt?
it probably wasnt im shit with names.and faces
NO I DOOOOOOOOON'T
<throws toys out the pram>
www.myspace.com/g__eye__joe
^ see there
medulla add me i cxant get on myspace at work.oh neither can you
www.myspace.com/all_medicated_geniuses
nope =(
not til i get to Graham's. But add me and i'll go on tonight (remember the double underscores)
ok :)
^ You still love me.
But I aplogise, it was in jest.
Go on, find me a match.
Goldie Hawn?
I had enough of.
Time to do some work.
* You.
:( FAIL
heh.
don't work...you know that's not the correct thing to do
FUCK work
ive literally done nothing at all today
you win.
i'm composing letters to students who need separate space for examinations. Do you want me to give you their contact details and you can frighten them?
:D
thats what i can spend my day doing
Ooooh, here's someone
who suffers from anxiety and panic attacks... you could try to bring one on? e-mail address? Phone number? Home address? Photographs? I have it all on my screen
we both know your not evil enough to let me have their contact details
oh the fun i could have
i actually did just write out
all the details to you in a note, but realised that if, for whatever reason, i got caught, i'd lose my job...which - as much as i hate it - i need for the next 11 weeks
exSACtly
perhaps on my last day i'll treat everyone
to some student details. I could be like a tout:
"Get your dyslexic students 'ere, dyslexic students. Twenty paaands ya dyslexic, ten paaaands ya anxiety sufferers"
Love Actually meets Jurassic Park?
yessssss!
ding, ding, ding!
Short Circuit 2
.
Can I be in this movie?
You could be in my Movie
Dinner?
:D
I'm glad you decided to offer me dinner first!
First?
So you are expecting us to go to a second?....ACTION!!!
GET A ROOM YOU 2 JEEEZ
* video camera
*money shot
GRATUITIOUS SEX SCENE
Uploads to youporn
*craigfoley2000 awakens to find it was all a dream
BURNED!!!!!!
*wet dream
.
you can be played by an alligator-skin handbag
Fantastic!
Can your character carry me around?
I only want to be involved if I'm played by Michael J Fox
Cheers
Pre or post the shakes?
The Secret of My Success era thanks.
Plus "Oh Yeah" by Yello has to play when I appear
Anything else to add to your 'Diva demands'
Laminated poster sized copy of my monkey photo in my trailer
Thanks.
A bowl of smarties with all the blue ones removed
is a guess
Twee Loser - Jonny Vegas
^ lolz!
i actually imagine him to be like this, but thinner and not as booze-sodden.
so a really SHIT jonny vegas?!
what have i got to do to get into this movie?
:( i failed at wikipedia
sleep with the producer!
who justanothersheeldz?
he's a bit young, perhaps I could cook him dinner instead