Anyone care to join me in the hinterland between still drunk and death bound? I appear to have drowned my sorrows more vociferously than planned last night and feel absolutely toilet.*
*Hot flush/Cold sweats-centric
Anyone care to join me in the hinterland between still drunk and death bound? I appear to have drowned my sorrows more vociferously than planned last night and feel absolutely toilet.*
*Hot flush/Cold sweats-centric
can you let is know how bad your farts smell please?
thanks
Absolutely horrific.
I think they're contributing to the still drunk part.
step 1: have a hair of the dog
step 2: eat the rest of the dog
step 3: perpetuate drunken state
are you at work jmags?
Yup
OFFICE WORKER reporting for duty.
get some bacon in you!
^ This.
Get Burger King for lunch too.
bacon it up
then youll be sorted
mmmmmmm bacon
:D
^Not a jew.
Yeah, I feel like shit. And I feel seriously down in the fucking dumps.
:(
Not quite that bad
but bad enough. A breakfast muffin solves everything though, try it: cheese and pepper muffin, slices of tomatoes, fried egg, bacon (the fillet bit), melted cheese and then ketchup.
Eggs are really good at repairing the Liver
Ta!
I don't like eggs though. Screwed.
you should've had a shower
or drank water before bed..
or not drank last night
easy
I did all of this
This isn't a 'so help me now' thread, merely a state of the nation one.
ok well good luck with it anyway
i hope it was worth it
the worst part is
the beeriod and waiting for it to end.
thats ace
'leave me alone, im having my beeriod' genius
UPDATE
I'm through the headache stage and into sleepy time. Why am I trying to reword this insurance policy? I am failing at it massively...