its a game stolen from who's line is it anyway - its ace!
Basically you have to write a short story (of 26 words) in which each word must begin with the correct letter of the alphabet.
And Barry Caught Deadly Ebola Fungus ....etc.
You can have punctuation, aswell as +'s and if really neccessary a conjunction too, but try to keep it as on-task as possible. you can also alter the spelling of words if you really want, like K instead of C, cos some letters are impossible!
here is one to start......
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Always be careful! Don't ever fellate grandma's hole! Its juicy, krusty, lousy + mostly nascent of puke. Quite repulsively septic, turds underneath vibrate woefully - Xamine yrself, Zionist!
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Absolute bleeding cunt! David easily forced green ham into jehova's krippled, leaking minge. Never outdone, patricia's queef really stunk terribly.
Thats fucking awesome
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After Barbara crapped, David Easily ForGave Her, If Julie Krapped Large Moist Nasties Over Queers+Political Righters, Some Twat, Usually Victoria Wells's X Yells Ztop!
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All Boys Can't Dance, For Guys Have Inbuilt Jive Killers. Lying Men Now Only Provide Questions Relating Solely To University Verification With Xenophobic Yobs Zorbing.
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absolutley brained camille destroyed elephants frequently. Granted, herself if jokingly killing llamas mysteriously, nomadically, operatically presented quite resloute strengths, the ubiquitous veracity, without xenophobia yet zealous.
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a big cat diary entry feels genuine. How I jungle king licked. My nose odours pooily. Queen really should tear udders von wildebeast. Xactly you zay?
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As Brian chanted downwards "even flying grapes have intuition; Jersey kite landings may never operate perfectly!" Question: Riding sideways through undergrowth versus wandering yonder zenith area before climbing despicably ever forward, going home.
It's like porn that goes wrong
Alan bathed casually, demonstrably erect for Gillian: "Having it juicy, Kitten?" leerily mouthed, nudely ogling perky quim. Rising slyly, touches undulating vagina with xanthomous yellowing zones.
hehe
'a brilliant creation!'
dave exlaimed, furiously giggling having injested james's kebab.
'i jest' karen laughed morbidly.
'obviously' peter replied, sarcastically.
'tits! uretha! vomit!' warbled Xavier
zzzzzzzzzzzzz
OH NO!
I WELL FUCKED THAT UP
i'm off
i'm rubbish.
i lose.
boo to me.
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"Ah Bollocks, Could dancing energetically feel great hun?" Isobel joshed, kinkily lampooning, measuring Norman's oblong penis. "Quite, really..." She told, uncannily vexed; "When Xraying, You Zebra!"
Ooh, political.
Arrogantly, Boris chokes down endless Fois Gras. His ideas just kitsch, laughable mindless nonsense. Obscene, patrician quack riding society's terribly uninformed voting. Wanker, xenophobic yahoo zealot.
This is absolutely outstanding
Sir, I salute you a million over.
POTD
yay
i thought this thread would die a sad and lonely death. these are really funny!
I like this game
Xamine yrself, Zionist! sounds totally like another Godspeed side project waiting to happen.
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archibald buggered chris, dong engorged, fucking gracelessly his injured jacksie. 'kneel, lover man! Now oral!' Piss quite readily streamed, too unpleasantly victim-wards, while xena yankd zealously
:D
:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
Yay, it's back.
Agonisingly, bitterly, Charles descended even further, gone haywire. In Jerusalem's ketamine locales, menfolk nervously opined pernicious quotes, religiously subservient to underlying vaguenesses. "William, xerox your zero".
xerox you zero goddamnit!
Weird
Another breath, Carol douched even further, groaning heavily.
heading home, anyone finish this one?
cheers
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..........i just kicked labias, meaningfully, not orgasmically........
after birth
charlie's dick enjoyed fantastic growth. he injected junk kinkily. Laughing maniacally, Norman observed perversely - "quentin really slaps turds!"
unvoluntarily, victor was xorcised zanily.
Huh. It turned into weird existential gay porn.
Already bored, Christian DeZyko examined, frankly, George's head. It jerked, kicking langorously. "Mmm. Nice. Our penises - quite... regal. Sexy".
"Twat. Urgh. Voyuerism... why? Examine yourself, Zyko."