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it just turned 4am

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by Jesus_Quintana

and all the birds started singing, almost exactly on time

*worries*

Jesus_Quintana | 15 May '08, 04:05 | Send note | Report this | Reply

They're pre-programmed

to be comforting to people wasting their time on the internet.


in what way is it comforting?

'those cunts are getting up and starting their days and i'm sitting here in my pants waiting for mirri to post another mental thread'


Okay then...

maybe a gentle, soothing yet forceful kick up the arse?


Yeah

but they eat worms


that film is why i have an irrational fear of birds.

i remembering watching it on tv one time when i was little. thinking.. oooh 'birds' that'll be a nice happy film about animals. yay.

AHHHHHHHHH. etc..


I think they should do the same

with cuddly animals. Like...killer Pandas.