i think he's secretly in love with you.
(also, this thread is so long and dull that he will probably never read it and thus will not be able to refute this. so you'll just have to take my word for it)
It's almost the worst thing ever. What's even worse is when girls feel the need to say "Oh but I like cute guys too!", as if you are that pitiable that they have to cheer you up whilst letting you no that there WILL NEVER BE ANY CHANCE EVER.
;) yeah
hah!
I knew it!
oh you dont know the half of it¬!
THE BEST THING IN THE WORLD
(i really want one..)
me too.
i really want to be one
oh well
where are they alll??
they are the rarest of all rare breeds
^^^
I understand women a bit more now
you will never understand women, no man will
But I'm getting the basics now
Who would have thought cute boys were cute?
what ricky_ronco said
NO MAN EVER WILL
Er...
Yes.
Am I being dim
or is there a point/question here?
I am not asking anything.
But I assume you replied wrong.
Define 'cute'
and define 'boy'.
Hi
totally
dinner?
what kind
a cute and funny kind
veal?
wow
you just totally lost about a million cute and funny points.
:(
:)
i thought i might!
it was probably cute and funny.
before it became veal. to be fair.
that was what i was going for
the best jokes, i find, need a detailed explanation.
hahaha
you're lucky you're cute pickering.
and you're lucky
that you live a safe distance away
Ask for tea this time!
klaire
can I have a cup of tea please?
:)
Good job.
HAI.
Well, the _____ part.
(Make your own joke)
by 'cute boys who make you laugh'
you mean indie kids with floppy hair who wear cool clothes and listen to cool bands, right?
^i dont qualify for this
I do though
No you don't.
You make people groan.
no
(yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees)
HI!
no i think she means
agressive bulky body builders with shaved heads who make you laugh because if you dont laugh they will show you the back of their hand.
sexy.
^isnt this what all girls want?
*need
SWAPS!
YES
warren from hollyoaks....
^ it really is
ah...
real men.
fine taste.
no -
not really. but a cardigan in a must.
fan of cardigans?
i reckon you and melesmeles would make a lovely couple
no -
i'm not so sure. there are other cardigan wearing men that i find much cuter.
rly?
i think he's secretly in love with you.
(also, this thread is so long and dull that he will probably never read it and thus will not be able to refute this. so you'll just have to take my word for it)
i think you have me and alley mixed up.
and he's like about 10 years younger than me. haha. seriously.
see -
there's some funny responses here, but if i type haha or something similar after any of them, then said boy will think i think he's cute! gahh!
HARDY HAR
*snap*
haha
LOLz
I'm always called "cute" :(
It's almost the worst thing ever. What's even worse is when girls feel the need to say "Oh but I like cute guys too!", as if you are that pitiable that they have to cheer you up whilst letting you no that there WILL NEVER BE ANY CHANCE EVER.
Pretty much.
I don't think I've ever been described as cute and felt it a good thing.
i concur
MTFU
Hey gurl.
Knuckle sandwich?
^exactly this
quit stealing my chat up line!
knuckle sandwich?
i'm one of these
it's OK, but sometimes i cut my hair off and then i become something else, or something.
what i prefer is hot girls who think i'm cute and funny. they are ace.
i prefer scruffy looking bad boys...
then cute ones. personally.
^ me too
little bit of rough, yo
rough YO!
facial hair facial hair facial hair facial hair facial hair facial hair facial hair facial hair facial hair facial hair facial hair facial hair facial hair facial hair facial hair facial hair facial hair facial hair facial hair facial hair facial hair facial hair facial hair facial hair facial hair facial hair.
*strokes beard*
Its people like you
that make Alex from The Apprentice think he's the greatest fucking thing ever!
How? She likes scruffy-looking bad boys.
I think Alex is a scruffy-looking bad boy
or, you know, a twat
which one is alex?
is that the mental angry one?
Alex from the apprentice
is a toss pot pretty boy. not a scruffy looking bad boy.
This was my conclusion too.
Oh.
Well I fail then, clearly.
correct.
HI!
SEX TIME FOR ZAPSTA
*business
I'm a cute boy
who makes women laugh at least thats what my Mum said
How old should the fella
be before you stop referring to him as a boy?
Yeah good point ^
i'm 29 in August so i really shouldn't refer to myself as a boy anymore
when in August?
i suppose
'boy' should probably stop being used at the age of 21 or so? i dont know, what makes you become a man?
fathering a child
Working in a
coal mine
at the point at which
you could see them do a good job of starting a family, owning a house and having some kind of career direction. Plus chest hair and stubble.
38 then.
yeah thats a good point.
i've reached a point in my life where i hesitate to refer to the opposite gender in the instance that it sounds a tad paedophilic.
refer to the opposite gender as boy*
that really is a good point.
and if i meant it in a literal sense, that would be very wrong. seeing as i am 27 in 2 weeks time.
Hi there ladies of DiS.
Just putting it out there.
^not funny
but not ugly.
^Definitely funny
(looking)
She said "who make you laugh" too, Phil.
LoL good joke on my part! I'm hilarious!
(seriously girls, pm me)
PM_YES
Sounds like PMS if you say it very fast.
Seriously laydeez, what more could you want.
I've got the whole package, minus about 5 inches.
IN HEIGHT, YOU SICK BASTARDS. I WOULDN'T WANT TO GO OUT WITH YOU ANYWAY. IT'S MY BALL AND I'M TAKING IT HOME.
FOOTBALL
i really really really want to go out with you.
Does that mean I can have Anni?
Ask her.
We're a bit past that
She said no already?
good lass.
dont put it out there
put it back where it came from
It came from a vagina though,
he's just completing the circle of life.
I'm a human boy and girls have been known to call me cute
I enjoy storys about monkeys and ducks.
i'm funny
but i'm not cute, more monstrous. Pick me?
I'm a definite fan for men who make me laugh
Do girls ever not like men who make them laugh?
As in laugh with, not at.
sympathy relationships
FTW!
Relating back to dating as a war
You have to break down their morale by laughing at them continuously.