'fix up look sharp, don't make me park the bitch...' I imagain this to be about a married couple fighting about getting into a tight parking space on holiday.

'Shake it like you probibly want pizza' instead of, 'shake it like a polaroid picture'. Well that one was miss heard by my sis.

There are loads I do it far to much as it amuses me.

means that Thin Lizzy's The Boys are Back in Town contains the following lyrics:

"By the night they'll be dressed to kill/ Down at Dino's bar in Rhyl."

Welsh gang violence! Hell yes.

"I wanna be the only one to hold you
(Take me from behind)"

heard I Predict A Riot as I Predict Tourettes. Genius.

''I want a roll, I want a roll, with cheese, I feel like may-o-naise,''

by evanescence.

There's a song on the radio lately with the lyric "this ain't a scene, it's a god damn arse face". That must be wrong, right?

http://www.rathergood.com/alf/

RUNNING THROUGH MY HEEEEAD RUNNING THROUGHM...

Hot Hot Heat - Bandages

is blowing in the wind...

by Billie Myers was it? Anyway I used to sing "Quiche Lorraine", I was such a cad back then.

but i'll give you:

dunno what the songs called, but track 4 or 5 on the first air album, the one with the girl who sounds like celine dion on it, was ruined for me cos someone said, when she goes, "hoooowwoooo aaahhhhh" it sounds like she's going, "have a waaaaaaank".

"When the pie runs out, we'll just hum"

I was listening to "I Wanna Be Adored" and after the umteenth chorus my then 7-year old sister asked me, "Why does he want to be a dog?"

Ever since, that's all I hear in my head if I ever listen to it. Makes more sense than the original psuedo-mystical cobblers, mind.

joe - www.anewbandaday.com

calling cheril baker
calling cheril baker up
calling cheril baker...you get the idea

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IDhODnBi7d4

http://www.rathergood.com/bunny_too_tight/

pokemon! pokemon!

"my heart is a shit, and i wont let it down"

that other dido song "i will go down with this shit"

It sounds like he's shouting 'Roddy Doyle'' (and if you don't know who he is...type it into google).

listening to Silent Alarm with her belting out "ARE YOU HAVING FUN MILKO?" at full volume.

That lyric change made Scouting For Girls bearable.

So you can imagine the hilarity you can have when playing around with that!

Having said that, I've no idea what the ACTUAL lyrics are to that Keane song, but it can't seriously be that, no matter how much it sounds like it.

Texture like sun...

(it's golden brown by the stranglers, yeah?)

"The world loves one armed pizzas, The world needs one armed pizzas, lets get some more one armed pizzas, hey hey do the brand new thing"

The Offspring - Pretty Fly For A White Guy.

"Sodding Leigh on Sea"

'So lonely' to
Sue Lawley
Sue Lawley
Sue Lawley
Sue Lawley
Sue Lawley
Sue Lawley

"Hey, don't let it go to waste,
I smear my balls with salmon paste"

I swear Yannis says 'small, sexy kids!'.

I'm scarred.