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Describe the smell of your next fart

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by pinballfortress

Mine was sea salty with a bit of a dry plasticine.

pinballfortress | 10 May '08, 13:06 | Send note | Report this | Reply

death


you mean

the sickly sweet aroma from a burning corpse or the rotted, putrifying level of decay from a corpse three weeks unattended?


another classic


this thread's pretty retarded anyway

but how can you describe the smell of something that hasn't happened yet?


you wait, then post when you do fart.

Until then, shut up eh?


surely it would be more sensible

to ask what the last fart smelt like? you cant describe your next fart as it will always be the next one to occur.





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