You there, in the caramel slacks - do you like MUSIC? Do you like GIGS? Do you like GOING TO LOTS OF GIGS WHICH YOU DON'T HAVE TO PAY FOR?

Excellent, then we'll begin - Tuborg are offering pairs of tickets to a series of shows throughout May featuring the likes of Crystal Castles, The Black Keys and Ladytron.

The tickets are for shows in London and Manchester and will be made available to TWO winners, one for each city.

Here is the full list of dates with tickets up for grabs:

London

May

14 Crystal Castles, Friendly Fires, Team Waterpolo and White Lies @ London Astoria 2
15 Ladytron @ London Astoria
19 The Black Keys @ London Astoria
27 Dirty Pretty Things @ London Astoria

Manchester

May

23 Pigeon Detectives @ Manchester Apollo
29 Wombats @ Manchester Apollo

And here is a picture of what the Tuborg logo looks like:

Want to win yourself a bundle? Peasy. Simply type the password, you know, the password, along with your destination of choice into the comments section below and see if it opens any doors for ya. Passwords are not case sensitive.

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