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"I'll swap you my lollipop for.... a... bl0w j0b?"

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? by pieces_of_reece

not my words, the words of my lovely girlfriend, who it seems, would rather suck on my juicey cream filled drum stick, than a lemon chuppachup :D

needles to say within about 5 seconds of making the offer, she screwed up her face as if to say 'no, wait, that's not right' hands HAD already been shooked.*

*the shaking of hands is apparently open to debate.

pieces_of_reece | 08 May '08, 18:51 | Send note | Report this | Reply

hang on

whose lollipop was it?

returnofandyk79 | 8 May '08, 19:25 | Send note | Report this | Reply

yeah...

does your "girlfriend" have a penis?

iamhank | 8 May '08, 19:27 | Send note | Report this | Reply

that's right, you knows what i'm sayin'

your girlfriend's offered me the goods / i'm not payin'

returnofandyk79 | 8 May '08, 19:33 | Send note | Report this | Reply

So she's giving you a lollypop

And you're giving her a blow-job?

tommyroxx | 8 May '08, 19:27 | Send note | Report this | Reply

Basically...

Your girlfriend has a cock. Deal.

themighty | 8 May '08, 19:51 | Send note | Report this | Reply

As this is on the music board

you are clearly after some kind of soundtrack to this experience. May I recommend 'Hooker with a Penis' by Tool?

MrScagdenSir | 8 May '08, 20:21 | Send note | Report this | Reply

Fever For The Flava

by Hot Action Cop?

"Can I get a little licky-licky?"

Tune

bsmrocks | 8 May '08, 20:51 | Send note | Report this | Reply

Bloodhound Gang - The Ballad Of Chasey Lain

"You've had a lot of dick....."

hello_dave | 8 May '08, 21:02 | Send note | Report this | Reply

not heard that i ages!

its fully ace

inside-outside | 9 May '08, 09:43 | Send note | Report this | Reply

You Suck

by the Yeastie Girls.

Musky | 9 May '08, 12:44 | Send note | Report this | Reply

Or a lollipop, apparently

Methinks the "lady" doth protest too much ...

ColdGlassEye | 8 May '08, 21:29 | Send note | Report this | Reply

ok just to re-iterate for the illiterate

my bird right, she had this lollipop what she didn't want like, and she wanted to swap it for something, and she thought "what might pieces_of_reece from the internet like?... i know, a bl0w j0b" so that's what she offered ennit? thing is though right, she forgot that i was gonna get the lollipop, and that she was the one what wnated something, yeah? so instead of going like, "i'll swap my lemon lollipop for your drum stick?" she went like "if you take this lollipop, i'll give you a bl0w j0b!" ennnit my bredrin>!??!?1

pieces_of_reece | 9 May '08, 08:58 | Send note | Report this | Reply

WIN WIN

DanielKelly | 9 May '08, 08:59 | Send note | Report this | Reply

this was a highlight..

"what might pieces_of_reece from the internet like"

alxmoore | 9 May '08, 09:32 | Send note | Report this | Reply

just in case you are wondering...

i like lollipops, unless you are my girlfriend, in which case i like bl0w j0bs

pieces_of_reece | 9 May '08, 09:35 | Send note | Report this | Reply

it's okay

to like both.

alxmoore | 9 May '08, 09:40 | Send note | Report this | Reply

I hate the way they put message board 'highlights'

in inverted commas. Like they don't mean it.

Can I ask, when consuming this lollipop did she suck it slowly until it all dissolved or did she crunch it up and then swallow it?

MrScagdenSir | 9 May '08, 09:55 | Send note | Report this | Reply

*votes*

YUMMY DOWN ON THIS

shucks | 9 May '08, 10:01 | Send note | Report this | Reply

hahaha

sophiacherryx | 9 May '08, 10:52 | Send note | Report this | Reply