how old is your mum?

even I have standards

Next question.

unless she was black, then the two massive turn-offs would cancel each other out.

but I did have relations with a size 18 lady once and it was great because the two of us had that spark, that connection that you need to make sex great.

my housemate did a while ago, he wasnt really into it at the start, thhen he basically couldnt keep it up any more towards the end!!
keep seeing her around our neighborhood too, proper whale!

no.

i'd MAKE SWEET LOVE with them.

let the free seed of love gush forth. My housemate hooked up with a big big girl from two doors down the week he moved in with us, later in a club while she was talking at a bunch of us he wrapped her up and starting slobbering all on her neck, and she was all "Phil, c'mon", then she locked her eyeline right on mine and whispered "I'm a lady". My pathological fear of whispering just made it one of the worst things that ever happened. Later he mauled her on a sofa in Reform and then took her back to ours where he nailed her with the door open and we clearly heard her say she was a virgin and call him 'a legend'. He spent months living it down only to wake up at hers on Saturday morning, having pissed on her radiator. And presumably nailing her, of course, although he only remembers starting to on the morning before he realised who she was.

Short answer, it's nice to be called a legend.

by loosening the rail that lets them lift themselves out of the bath

Would I? I rent myself out to them. Fat chicks need love too - but they gotta pay.

Fat chick are like mopeds, they're fun to ride but no one wants to be seen near one.

I know, I've shagged a fat chick.

I always assumed it was being more than 40% over your ideal bodyweight, which is a bit silly really as it would mean that in some instances a woman could be around twelve stones and still be MORBIDLY OBESE. I wouldn't sleep with a huge person, no, but i expect that most people are obese.

the one for me fatty

i'm as thin as a dime. it would be the most awful thing in the world ever.

a fat man said "nice tits" from his car today which was tantamount to rape.