absolute sycophantic bum-sniffing cockring.

did a livejournal entry saying exactly that about me! Or maybe it was 'Most Awful' rather than worst.

So - answer to this thread = probably me.

1. He is racist and a stupid one - he voted BNP because he wants to "stop all these eastern europeans coming in" his own mother was from Poland!!!!!!

2. He wants more inheritance than my dad because he can't work and is on a pension of a meagre 50,000k a year and because he apparently looked after my grandparents more even though when my grandparents were alive my aunt once said to my grandma's face (when she had alzeihmer's) "Why won't you just get on and die?"

3. He refused to help sell or rent my grandpas flat until recently when he said he would sell his half to my dad for an extortionate rate, we thought this was ok because there was a potential buyer, the day my parents bought his half we found out the potential buyer had gone and my uncle had already known this and purposely asked for more money out of my parents before we found out.

we haven't got all day.

who keeps asking me for money whenever I walk to Tesco from my flat. No you don't live 3 miles away love and need money to get the tram, you want money for drugs.

FUCK YEAH!

Basically he's a lovely guy, but every story i heard about him made me doubt his worth to humankind, up until the point where i now hold him on a par with primordial ooze:
1. Meeting him at New Years 2years ago when he came up to Notts for it, he stayed in my house. Over the 2days he smashed several bottles and glasses around the house, threw up all ove3r the bathroom floor, was semi-responsible for breaking my mates bed, jacked off and came on my mates DESK, and then got so fucked that everyone was worrying that he may be dead.
2. 2nd time i met him was in London at a small party. Starting off in a hula girl outfit he slowly got more and more undressed until he was wandering around butt naked looking in mirtrors and telling everyone how disgusting he looked and despairing that he was the only one naked. The he got wasted and passed out nude in a rocking chair outside.

Times after this we kept hearing worse and worse stories, here are some:
3. He's in a death metal band, the penalty for joining/induction involves group nudity, before wrapping the newbie's crotch in bog roll and pissing all over it. He's done this over 5times.
4. At a party in which he was somehow crowdsurfing naked in someones living room he started to piss everywhere and soaked this guys mums front room, aswell as everyone there.
5. He apparently emerged from a tent at download last year totally naked and with a shrinking semi, covered in his own jizz, chasing people and demanding they look at him.
6. His fave game to play at a fest (and he's got others involved too) is a wank race, they all go into their tents and wanked on some newspaper, then they hung them all up on the gazebo. Apparently chad was downwind not long after and got a face full of someone's splooge, but he didnt mind.
7. He is ragingly homphobic, despite the constant male nudity!

and the camel that broke the straws back and made me think badly of him:
8. He apparently force fed a tramp a human turd in a burger bun somewhere in london a few years ago. which is pretty horrible as far as i know

No relation

of my sisters who cheated on her boyfriend, said boyfriend killed himself as a result. She then slept with one of his best friends on the night of his funeral.

Yeah. Wouldn't piss on her if on fire, etc

worked on a reality show with Vanessa Feltz, when I went to visit him I had to look into her piggy dead eyes.

This guy Jack who went to my school's local rivals Vyners. For some reason he got it in massively for my mate Crehan, and by proxy me and my mate Andrew. We never know why - when pressed at school he said it was because Crehand pushed him off the wall at his house - but he didn't have a wall.

Anyway, this psycho and his two pathetic mates used to stalk us around - they once followed me home telling me they were gonna kill me. One day before school he attacked Crehan. He was crying and throwing this massive haymakers. Crehan was dodging his punches saying he wasn't going to fight him because there was no reason to be doing so. He eventually deflected one of Jack's punches with his elbow, breaking his hand.

Anyway, this cunt then goes and tells his whole school we ambushed him and the next evening he brings down 20 kids from Vyners to start beating on Crehan. Unfortunately for them, my mate Tom brought down two massive mates from his school and the four of us chased off these guys who'd ambushed Crehan. I felt like a wrestler.

Anyway, he disappeared for ages because a guy who lived nearby reported him for assault after what happened. It all died down a bit because Crehan persuaded the rest of our school not to go on a revenge bender as it would just get out of control.

3 months later he rocks up again, at the parade of shops, with half of Vyners in tow. He's standing around posturing, tieing his tie round his head LOL! Crehan steps up and says "Look I;m not going to fight you because I don't even know why you want to fight me.". Jack starts screaming "YOU KNOW WHY!" Then tells all the Vyners kids "GET HIM". But they all stood there saying, nah mate this is your fight.

Then the best thing ever happens. Crehan's mum rocks up, and is filled in on the situation. She goes up to Jack and demands he fights her. She starts shoving him "Come on Jack, take me on". Anyway he bottles it in front of all his mates and is now the object of utter ridicule.

A week later at rugby our full back, who's dad was a dodgy, dodgy man, tells us he hears Jack's been giving us some trouble and do we want his help. We say ok. I don't know what he did, but we didn't see him again for 5 years, when he started on us again in Uxbridge in front of a policeman and was promptly arrested. Never saw him again after that.

The other is my great grandmother. She did one nice thing in her entire life and she seemed to think it entitled her to be the world's biggest cunt forever more

check it out - i added some pics of the guy i was talking about above!"!

http://s296.photobucket.com/albums/mm198/chriscarrington/

http://drownedinsound.com/articles/3280566#r3280802

i really wanted to hear pinball's story. i know it would have been good, since he INVENTED JenniGunn. He obviously understands the mind of the really awful person.

it was busy in tesco today and a man in front of me in the queue was getting annoyed at non-queue people squeezing past him (albeit politely) to do their shopping. a young woman did it and said 'can i just get past please?' and he said 'no can you not just go round' (despite the queue being massive.

so she carried on, so he kicked has basket full of food at her, clearly hurting her legs and making a significant impact...

she said something like 'excuse me do you mind, thats not fair' and he looked her in the eye and told her to 'fuck off'.

he looked sub-human, one of these barrel-type men who spent too much time at the gym...i was going to step in but he wouldve killed me im sure.

utterly disgusting bloke though