Srsly.
I actually like metal, but I'm after some full on dragons and warlocks stuff. Think fretboard wankery, synths, tales of impending doom and bloody battle in the frozen wastelands, that sort of thing.
I guess like 3 Inches of Blood, but irony free.
MANOWAR
other bands play... MANOWAR KILL
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g1ri-QaLO6U
nessun dorma + sharpe style guitars
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SclJmnRMLnQ
brothers of metal
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5SL2b4B664
if ever a band and film were made for each other
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CfZBMQoNxJM
knowing probably isn't even a joke
seeing what their fans can be like
http://video.google.co.uk/videoplay?docid=-7960040157021782156&q=manowar+battle+hymns&ei=eDQeSNDRM4vqrQLI97nAAg&hl=en
Great stuff, my knowledge of Manowar
is pretty much zero, but that's hitting the right notes!
Mammatus?
It's not THAT dumb, but it's kind of Stoner metal meets Dungeons and Dragons.
:D
Ahhh...I feel sure I've heard these guys before
somewhere, I like.
Luca Turilli
Black Dragon is the best song but I can't find a nice video of that.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fV1R8CdXFaM
Oh fucking yes!
spot on!
oh man how could i forget
nothing beats luca
oh my
that is bizzarre?
the hottest band in the world
during their "serious" period
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gy175d5Q11A
urgh
at least you didn't post this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=elBUpxXIAGw
The look on Gene's face!
how about ...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f8VDR4vLBHs
or ...
UH! All night!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pa-bnRH3Vk0
...
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leave paul alone he is awsome he makes you look like a flaming peice of dog shit
:)
Nice pink tassled gauntlet gloves. The chorus features some serious band dancing too.
Kiss
circa Destroyer
destoryer/love gun
is their smartest and bestest period!
Dragonforce
What other bands do you need?!
rhapsody of fire
dragons, elves, dwarfs, blazing synths and solos ... even christopher lee sang with them (they're that fantasy centric)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8SKqqKjW0aU
Sorry, do you not mean recomment?
Alex, this is seminal
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bkysjcs5vFU
.
semenal*
Oh yes!
Straight outta' Spinal Tap!
Twisted Tower Dire
Seriously cheesy swords 'n' sorcery power metal, that is actually kinda listenable.
Crescent Shield - See above.
And finally, Slough Feg - they fit your criteria, but are far from dumb. They are, in fact, pretty fuckin' ace.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=nD9HMQ-oH2A
guar and kiss are seminal idiotic metal bands
and
iron maiden
and
dave mustaine's band which I can't even think of the name
metallica is rather dumb
yeah, dragoonforz
three inches of blood
hate breed
godsmack is getting real dumb
jeez the woods are full of em
more of them is dumb than ain't
easy
Priestess
Baroness
Sword
Knock. Yourself. Out.
see also: all classic metal
how could you forget Megadeth's name!
easy as pie
I wish I could forget the music too.
sorry
Dreamtheatre are dumb,
just loads of comp game boss themes and mood lighting
no, shut up. Metallica are dumb
cos they're just a bunch of instrument wielding monkeys.
ooooh. fight. fight. fight.
sorry... ill stop making fun of the other thread now.
well hang for this
but you have overstated their abilities
*we'll hang
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all metal is dumb
imo