I was just acosted by the girls in the office because my hair is so thick, and how they wanted to feel it. They then said I had cool hair. The problem? They are all 50+. :|
I was also called "the guy from the feeling" because I wear a cardigan.
Office Insults?
the guy with a c0nd0m on his head`
That cunt that never does any work
^^^^Hey Daniel...
it would appear we have the same job title!
'the temp'
Ewww
I hate that one, although I don't get it here, despite being a temp.
The sexy one
Thats an insult?
Do you work in a dusty basement, presided over by two ugly siblings?
Bessie Supa Komputar
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The one who looks like a fat Eddie Izzard
but...
Eddie Izzard is already fat?!
the office bicycle
The punchbag
:D
The American one is better
a member of the arctic monkeys
its the nearest to craziness and rock these over 50's know, and stereotype them with long hair, its very amusing
The one with the silly hair
that puts the posters up everywhere
'the bairn'
because i'm 20 and they're all 50 i am deemed the child of the office.
might also have something to do with me zooming around the place on my chair.
"I think of you as being a bit like a student"
PAIN
Dunno
Presumably they're all traded behind my back. Someone did refer to me as "our resident cultural correspondent" the other day, which was a bit odd.
'Student'
I get some stick for nipping out to McDonalds for lunch, sometimes
because it's "unhealthy".
It'd be a fair cop IF the stick wasn't coming from the leperous smokers shivering out in the cold sucking, on their cancer sticks
misplaced comma AHOY