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describe a woman in a good way, without being:

22 votes
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by meths

sappy,
sexist,
or scientific

hi.

meths | 17 Apr '08, 13:46 | Send note | Report this | Reply

Strong


Easy

if they happen to be an experienced HGV truck driver


a woman:

like a man, but not.


SEXIST


WHERES SADPUNK?!


Once, a woman woke up at midnight to

let a very drunk me in to sleep in her bed.


Interesting.

The woman that let me in did not. THE PLOT THICKENS.


Hi!


sorry,

my internet is too shit to carry on.

make up some jokes for me


Hair

long hair is nice


cansex

can


Erm, so you can with a man too!

Obviously I'm the voice of experience.


If it isn't sexist

does that mean it has to be something which could apply equally to people of either gender.

And non-scientific means it doesn't tell you anything that is grounded in reality?


'meths'


That person is fucking hot!!!

Cos I'm a bit bi thats not really sexist is it.


me


Warty?

Offensive?
BARRED?


that was far too sappy

but thanks anyway ;)


GIRLS ARE

TOTALLY FUCKING RADICAL


all girls?


espeically

you

or something


i love the phrase

'or something'

it's so sweet


me too!

it's a useful phrase. tagging it onto the end of a sentence can instantly transform anything you say from boring nonsensical unfunny rubbish into an adorably shy and self-deprecating ramble. OR SOMETHING.


yeah!


I'm

going to bed


superior


^sexist


THAT'S ME

omg


oh.

I thought the one in the middle was a woman.
Turns out his name is 'Jim'.
SUX.


Not merely a receptacle: An equal.

Usually smell quite nice to boot.


are you talking about Jim here?

because I don't think he looks like he smells very nice.


No, I was just

trying to describe a woman who I haven't yet met. Occasionally I allow my mind to wander outside the box.