sappy, sexist, or scientific
hi.
if they happen to be an experienced HGV truck driver
like a man, but not.
let a very drunk me in to sleep in her bed.
The woman that let me in did not. THE PLOT THICKENS.
my internet is too shit to carry on.
make up some jokes for me
long hair is nice
can
Obviously I'm the voice of experience.
does that mean it has to be something which could apply equally to people of either gender.
And non-scientific means it doesn't tell you anything that is grounded in reality?
Cos I'm a bit bi thats not really sexist is it.
Offensive? BARRED?
but thanks anyway ;)
TOTALLY FUCKING RADICAL
you
or something
'or something'
it's so sweet
it's a useful phrase. tagging it onto the end of a sentence can instantly transform anything you say from boring nonsensical unfunny rubbish into an adorably shy and self-deprecating ramble. OR SOMETHING.
going to bed
http://www.mother-superior.com/
omg
I thought the one in the middle was a woman. Turns out his name is 'Jim'. SUX.
http://mother-superior.com/images/ms_paris_wall.jpg
Usually smell quite nice to boot.
because I don't think he looks like he smells very nice.
trying to describe a woman who I haven't yet met. Occasionally I allow my mind to wander outside the box.
Strong
Easy
if they happen to be an experienced HGV truck driver
a woman:
like a man, but not.
SEXIST
she's alright looking.
Firm But Enticing
WHERES SADPUNK?!
Once, a woman woke up at midnight to
let a very drunk me in to sleep in her bed.
sadpunk has got long hair you know?
Interesting.
The woman that let me in did not. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Hi!
dont mention thickens at a time like this
THREE THANGE THICKENS?
sorry,
my internet is too shit to carry on.
make up some jokes for me
intelligent, elegant and well mannered.
they have b00bs!
Hair
long hair is nice
yeah, i love my hair
like men, but you cansex them from the front
cansex
can
Erm, so you can with a man too!
Obviously I'm the voice of experience.
If it isn't sexist
does that mean it has to be something which could apply equally to people of either gender.
And non-scientific means it doesn't tell you anything that is grounded in reality?
'meths'
That person is fucking hot!!!
Cos I'm a bit bi thats not really sexist is it.
me
Warty?
Offensive?
BARRED?
that was far too sappy
but thanks anyway ;)
GIRLS ARE
TOTALLY FUCKING RADICAL
all girls?
espeically
you
or something
i love the phrase
'or something'
it's so sweet
me too!
it's a useful phrase. tagging it onto the end of a sentence can instantly transform anything you say from boring nonsensical unfunny rubbish into an adorably shy and self-deprecating ramble. OR SOMETHING.
yeah!
'what I aspire to'
I'm
going to bed
superior
^sexist
BEARD
http://www.mother-superior.com/
THAT'S ME
omg
oh.
I thought the one in the middle was a woman.
Turns out his name is 'Jim'.
SUX.
hi.
http://mother-superior.com/images/ms_paris_wall.jpg
Not merely a receptacle: An equal.
Usually smell quite nice to boot.
are you talking about Jim here?
because I don't think he looks like he smells very nice.
No, I was just
trying to describe a woman who I haven't yet met. Occasionally I allow my mind to wander outside the box.
like a fridge, about 5 foot tall, 300 pounds
a necessary evil