a) barley sweets. the ones that mums always buy for long journeys. but basically taste of vomit.
b) couples taking showers together. not sexy showers, just normal showers.
so?
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they're both wrong
ps. my mum always buys jelly babies or flumps for car journeys
rather than barley sweets
b) is really starting to freak me out
.
a) terrible
b) don't exist. the very nature of it will always turn it into a sexy shower
a) nice
b) nice
Barley Sugar Twists?
They're absolutely awful. Right up there with Granny Herbals, Cheery Lips and Floral Gums on the list of abhorrent sweets.
a) wrong
b) do you mean 2 people in the shower at once or just in the same room? The former is just a bit impractical but not intrinsically wrong, nowt wrong with the latter.
a) rubbish, i'd rather suck on a humbug
serves the same function and tastes nicer.
b) pointless if it's not sexy. just another person taking up the shower spray and you have to stand there all soapy and cold and waiting for your turn.
are these two points related in anyway? did someone try and give you a barley sugar whilst invading your shower?
a) They are horrible
b) Unless it was some kind of practical necessity (and I'm struggling to come up with a feasible scenario in which it is). why the fuck would you want to? Its like watching a partner take a shit, completely romance destroying
What the fuck do you get up to in the shower
that's equivalent to taking a dump?
I give myself a lovely, cleansing enema every day.
No you momo, its equivalent in that it destroys a bit of romance and mystique in a relationship and if you are living together or spending alot of time together (as I'd presume you were, sharing a shower and all), you probably need to hang on to whatver shreds of that remain
It's more if you haven't got a lot of time to spend together
Then it's a nice thing to do before you go your separate ways in the morning.
I suppose some people might feel like that
Shower time is always alone time for me. And will remain so until I'm too old to bathe myself and some sexy nurse can do it for me
You're afraid of intimacy, aren't you?
Catholic schoolboy abuse much?
I'm cutting down, my parole officer is pleased with my progress
I love intimacy. I just love intimacy at appropriate junctures
Don't compartmentalise your love.
I think you should let your girlfriend use your DiS account.
She'd probably do a better job of it
taking a dump, i suspect
i'm never taking a shower with you, ever
hey I'm a safe showering partner
It's Daniel Kelly you want to avoid!
I've only got enough enema loofas
for one I'm afraid
I agree with you on a)
but b) you're wrong. Unless you don't like seeing your partner all soapy, glistening and naked. I like that.
Yeah
but that was ruled out by the question, wasn't it?
Not really
I'd say the above event takes place in the course of a normal shower. You could close your eyes, but again that has the potential for sexytimes.
I'm fully aware from the above statement that I may be something of a sex pest.
I vote 'pointless' on both.
I vote 'pointless' on your face.
*votes*
Are you free tomorrow afternoon
motherfucko?
Nope
I'm showering myself in barley sweets and taking a dump.
But your shower has room for two
right?
King Size
hmm
a) barley sweets, yeah they're alright. Not great but alright.
b) showering together, it's likely to be sexy anyway though rigorous washing of the undercarriage might stop this. If it's to save water gig bent ahhhh
I'm indifferent to both
I can give you a list of things I'm indifferent about though, if you'd like. I just got my interrail tickets (L).
.
a) Got
b) Need
a) agreed. horrid
b) i have no idea why anyone would bother. the least i'm gonna desire is a handjob, then of course i'd be obliged to provide some sort of service myself and before you know it the shower has been on for half an hour and you're both shrivelled to shit. plus, not many showers are big enough for 2 or have the necessary spray... and if they are/have, they are totally built for sexy time anyway.
^ enjoy inter-railing!
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a) they are wonderful, you are quite clearly foolish
b) Rob emailed me about this earlier. He knows my viewpoint.