you should be super uber-wacky and dress in a suit

don't go. Or go dressed as a bastard and start smashing the place up.

nail bits of chipboard to yourself.

can't people just get together and get pissed and have a laugh anymore without these tedious things?

and yes I'm a humourless old before my time grumpy yet alluring bastard

http://www.made-in-england.org/images/birth_to_self.jpg

or at least, i think i do...

i'm not good at wacky. i dunno, an asda trolley-boy uniform.

more random and quirky. You might ask bamos, I'd describe him as off the wall and more than able to think outside the box

On Friday I had a heated discussion with a fancy dressioed goon. It went thus:

Me: 'Hello! What are you all dressed like cunts?'
Him: 'We're not cunts, we're cavemen.'
Me: 'Oh I see, why are you dressed as that then?'
Him: 'Its fancy dress isn't it?'
Me: 'Organised fun then?'
Him: 'Yeah! sort of!'
Me: 'You should try spontainaiety, its much more fun and no one makes you dress like a total fucking idiot.'

I mistakenly misread it as 'what are you wearing panties' which comes out in my mind as 'what panties are you wearing?'

Does anyone else have this problem?

so that my other thread, which was admittedly the biggest tactical blunder since Iraq, doesn't look quite so weird.

Now, let them both fall to the bottom of the page like autumn cherry blossom and let us never speak of them again.