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how many greyhounds could a horse take on?

guntrip | 14 Mar '08, 13:52 | Send note | Report this | Reply



i'd say

10 cos they don't have much teeth.

and the

horse would only need tokick them each once in the face, and he's got 4 legs!

you raise some good points

but the speed of the greyhounds means they can race ahead and attack from the side/front in an almost pincer movement.

aah tricky

i'd still have to go for the horsey.

^^

we have a comedian in the thread!

You're forgetting that to bear something up you'd have to catch it.

The greyhound could run faster for longer, the horse would eventuall keel over. Winner = greyhound.

* beat something up even.

but a greyhound would beat a bear, too. The bear would attack the horse, the greyhound would leg it, bear kills horse, can't catch greyhound, dies. Winner = greyhound.

Hmmm

The Homer Simpson approach

oh for fucks sake

I expected a youtube link.

The greyhound would have a squirrel on its back holding a harpoon gun.

The greyhound would run up to the horse and the squirrel would fire off the harpoon into one of the horses legs, then the greyhound would run around the horse and bring it down like an At-At.

I would have some money on that bey jeysus I would!

That is stupid*

*the greyhound would be disqualified

Not if you turn a blind eye it wont.

*slips a rolled up £50 note into olegrich's top hat.

I don't take bribes!!*

*make it £100 and I'll say nothing

a MONKEY,

Yoo drives a 'Ard bargain guvna.

*takes another £50 out of his left shoe.