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Erm, excuse me

I haven't done my BBC news thread yet


Ha ha! You lose!

Chaffinch Microwaved After Post Office Robbery


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i don't see how it's daft? pigs *were* shot after a motorway fire, no?

i may be missing something though; it's very early


It just seems like randomly punishing animals

"Police were so het up after hearing about a fire on a motorway that they went and shot some pigs. No arrests were made."


aha

that it does


my

immediate thought was that the police handled the motorway fire operation so badly that they were lined up against the wall and executed. Thats funnier..


The voles are gonna get

what's coming to them.


FERRIS WHEEL COLLAPSE REPERCUSSIONS:

GORILLA FORCED TO HAVE TATTOO OF JEREMY CLARKSON ON IT'S ARSE


AFRICAN GREY PARROT DIES OF RADIATION POSIONING

AFTER BREAKING SILENCE ON PUTIN


REACTION TO BRITAIN'S DRINKING PROBLEM:

HERON'S DENIED THE RIGHT TO SMILE


WAR! TURTLES PUNISHED WITH CIGAR BAN

(EXCEPT IN SCOTLAND)


PANDA GIVEN LIPSTICK MOUSTACHE

AS PARIS BURNS


POLICE REACT TO POST-OFFICE ROBBERY:

JELLYFISH FORCED TO WORK LONGER HOURS FOR REDUCED PAY.


Dresden Remembered:

Vanessa Feltz fellates Irish Setter


PLANE CRASH TRIAL ENDS:

KESTRELS FORCED TO TAKE IQ TESTS


POSH AND BECKS KILL SEVEN KIDS

POLICE ORDER ALL KOMODO DRAGONS TO BE SPAT AT.


SATAN ARRIVES IN CHICHESTER:

GOLDFISH PUT IN SMALLER BOWLS


is that it?

are we done?


I think so.

Good work team.

xxx


^5 to thewarn

^5 to sadpunk


screw you all

this thread made me disturb my little stepbrother's sleep with my unstoppable giggling. i nearly caused a tantrum.

(keep it up though)


Me too

I wish coloLOL_k and bamos would get involved. And Judge_B. And not meths.


CLARKSON BRANDED 'A PROPER TASTY CUNT' BY SWINDON MAYOR

I'm going home now, don't worry.