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LADIES (or chaps, I guess) I need to hire a male stripper

Can anyone recommend a good agency?
Preferably I'm looking for one dressed in Lederhausen.



  • Prole will do it

    if you let him DJ after ;)

  • look no further

  • If Lederhausen is too specific

    I would also consider one dressed, initially, as Elvis.

    • How about as a banana?

      • dressed as a banana?

        .

        • indeed

          • Ummmm...

            dressed as a banana wasn't quite what I had in mind.
            Thaks though, it's kind of you to offer.

  • i would HATE to have a male stripper

    it'd be so cringeworthy and just NO!
    if i get one on my hen night i will run away

    • I know, I know, it's horribly naff

      but I don't think one can do a hen party without being naff, non?

      • It is actually impossible yes.

        It's hideous and embarrassing. One of my cooler lady friends got married and we still ended up in Brighton dressed up in 80's sportswear doing 3 legged races on the beach...

        They wouldn't let us in anywhere good either which was frustrating. There are some real Hell Holes of Despair that I never noticed before.

        We did see CSS tho, and they had to let us in coz we had tickets :)

        And we rode in a Fire Engine - that was fun.

        Do you need a stripper in London? Look on confetti.co.uk for links maybe?

        • There will be a very vague fancy dress theme

          but nothing too extreme.
          All (most) of the ladies going are v cool so wouldn't put up with litres of pink Lambrini or anything of that sort.

          There are times in your life when you've just got to put cool to one side and go for it though, I reckon.

        • Oh, and thanks for the tip!

          'Tip', heh heh heh.

    • ALSO

      they're always really greasy, ming tonked up guys

      • What, no pale, skinny indie-boy strippers?

        I have been lied to!

        • i don't like pale skinny indie boys

          actually i like some. but not SKINNY. i like bums.

    • its alright

      y'd need to get married to have a hen night

      • Oh, but wouldn't it be so NICE to have a hen night, Brooner?

      • She could just not turn up for the wedding

        and she'd still get a hen night.

      • yeah obv

        but in the future some day SOMEONE might be convinced to marry me.

        •  

          Please stop.

        • surely anyone

          who's read guntrips blog might want to?
          http://www.drownedinsound.com/blogs/guntrip

          • ^^ it's totally the best

            thing EVER.

            • <img src="http://www.drownedinsound.com/resized_images/300x300/20888.jpeg">

              You mean doing that? Nah, surely it's a little childish. I mean you don't see me posting this and then logging on as iShotTheDeputy and doing the same thing.

              • <img src="http://www.drownedinsound.com/resized_images/300x300/20888.jpeg">

                No you don't.

                • <img src="http://www.drownedinsound.com/resized_images/300x300/20888.jpeg">

                  Certainly not.

  • Eww

    do people still hire strippers, I thought that was an 80s thing.

  • Hamu's been complaining about being skint

    AND he's half German, so the Lederhosen will come naturally.

    • Truck Hamu?

      Hmm

      • Of course

        There is only one!

        • Hmmmmmm....

          Truck Hamu is complaining about being skint? REALLY?

          • I reckon someone from DiS will do it for cash.

            We are all mostly poor. Seriously. DO IT DISERS.

          • Yeah - pissed it up the wall!

            *rolling eyes smiley thing*

  • Seriously though, can one have a tasteful hen night?

    I don't think it's possible.

    I've drawn the line at penis straws though. There will be no penis straws.

    I'm going to buy penis straws aren't I?

    • You can get penis straws?

      I guess you can have a tasteful hen night but it would still have to be special. Which would probably mean a lot of money on some kind of non-tacky activity.

    • what the hell

      are penis straws?

      • straws shaped like a penis

        of course

        • Of course!

          • thank god

            I had all sorts of things going round in my head. I was trying to figure out WHY you would need a straw for a penis.

        • and penis boppers

          and penis l plates..

          I think you should resist that shit... you won't tho.

          There will be an inflatable man involved I reckon..

          • Inflatable man?

            omg. There will now be an inflatable man involved.