Can anyone recommend a good agency?
Preferably I'm looking for one dressed in Lederhausen.
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Prole will do it
if you let him DJ after ;)
POST OF THE DAY ^^^^^^^^^^^^
:D
look no further
If Lederhausen is too specific
I would also consider one dressed, initially, as Elvis.
How about as a banana?
dressed as a banana?
.
indeed
Ummmm...
dressed as a banana wasn't quite what I had in mind.
Thaks though, it's kind of you to offer.
i would HATE to have a male stripper
it'd be so cringeworthy and just NO!
if i get one on my hen night i will run away
I know, I know, it's horribly naff
but I don't think one can do a hen party without being naff, non?
It is actually impossible yes.
It's hideous and embarrassing. One of my cooler lady friends got married and we still ended up in Brighton dressed up in 80's sportswear doing 3 legged races on the beach...
They wouldn't let us in anywhere good either which was frustrating. There are some real Hell Holes of Despair that I never noticed before.
We did see CSS tho, and they had to let us in coz we had tickets :)
And we rode in a Fire Engine - that was fun.
Do you need a stripper in London? Look on confetti.co.uk for links maybe?
There will be a very vague fancy dress theme
but nothing too extreme.
All (most) of the ladies going are v cool so wouldn't put up with litres of pink Lambrini or anything of that sort.
There are times in your life when you've just got to put cool to one side and go for it though, I reckon.
Yeah
that's what I keep telling myself..
Oh, and thanks for the tip!
'Tip', heh heh heh.
ALSO
they're always really greasy, ming tonked up guys
What, no pale, skinny indie-boy strippers?
I have been lied to!
i don't like pale skinny indie boys
actually i like some. but not SKINNY. i like bums.
its alright
y'd need to get married to have a hen night
Oh, but wouldn't it be so NICE to have a hen night, Brooner?
She could just not turn up for the wedding
and she'd still get a hen night.
yeah obv
but in the future some day SOMEONE might be convinced to marry me.
You mean doing that? Nah, surely it's a little childish. I mean you don't see me posting this and then logging on as iShotTheDeputy and doing the same thing.
do people still hire strippers, I thought that was an 80s thing.
Hamu's been complaining about being skint
AND he's half German, so the Lederhosen will come naturally.
Truck Hamu?
Hmm
Of course
There is only one!
Hmmmmmm....
Truck Hamu is complaining about being skint? REALLY?
I reckon someone from DiS will do it for cash.
We are all mostly poor. Seriously. DO IT DISERS.
Yeah - pissed it up the wall!
*rolling eyes smiley thing*
Seriously though, can one have a tasteful hen night?
I don't think it's possible.
I've drawn the line at penis straws though. There will be no penis straws.
I'm going to buy penis straws aren't I?
You can get penis straws?
I guess you can have a tasteful hen night but it would still have to be special. Which would probably mean a lot of money on some kind of non-tacky activity.
what the hell
are penis straws?
straws shaped like a penis
of course
Of course!
thank god
I had all sorts of things going round in my head. I was trying to figure out WHY you would need a straw for a penis.
Don't let me make a salty milkshake joke
No!
*heave*
and penis boppers
and penis l plates..
I think you should resist that shit... you won't tho.
There will be an inflatable man involved I reckon..
Inflatable man?
omg. There will now be an inflatable man involved.
Prole will do it
if you let him DJ after ;)
POST OF THE DAY ^^^^^^^^^^^^
:D
look no further
If Lederhausen is too specific
I would also consider one dressed, initially, as Elvis.
How about as a banana?
dressed as a banana?
.
indeed
Ummmm...
dressed as a banana wasn't quite what I had in mind.
Thaks though, it's kind of you to offer.
i would HATE to have a male stripper
it'd be so cringeworthy and just NO!
if i get one on my hen night i will run away
I know, I know, it's horribly naff
but I don't think one can do a hen party without being naff, non?
It is actually impossible yes.
It's hideous and embarrassing. One of my cooler lady friends got married and we still ended up in Brighton dressed up in 80's sportswear doing 3 legged races on the beach...
They wouldn't let us in anywhere good either which was frustrating. There are some real Hell Holes of Despair that I never noticed before.
We did see CSS tho, and they had to let us in coz we had tickets :)
And we rode in a Fire Engine - that was fun.
Do you need a stripper in London? Look on confetti.co.uk for links maybe?
There will be a very vague fancy dress theme
but nothing too extreme.
All (most) of the ladies going are v cool so wouldn't put up with litres of pink Lambrini or anything of that sort.
There are times in your life when you've just got to put cool to one side and go for it though, I reckon.
Yeah
that's what I keep telling myself..
Oh, and thanks for the tip!
'Tip', heh heh heh.
ALSO
they're always really greasy, ming tonked up guys
What, no pale, skinny indie-boy strippers?
I have been lied to!
i don't like pale skinny indie boys
actually i like some. but not SKINNY. i like bums.
its alright
y'd need to get married to have a hen night
Oh, but wouldn't it be so NICE to have a hen night, Brooner?
She could just not turn up for the wedding
and she'd still get a hen night.
yeah obv
but in the future some day SOMEONE might be convinced to marry me.
Please stop.
surely anyone
who's read guntrips blog might want to?
http://www.drownedinsound.com/blogs/guntrip
^^ it's totally the best
thing EVER.
<img src="http://www.drownedinsound.com/resized_images/300x300/20888.jpeg">
You mean doing that? Nah, surely it's a little childish. I mean you don't see me posting this and then logging on as iShotTheDeputy and doing the same thing.
<img src="http://www.drownedinsound.com/resized_images/300x300/20888.jpeg">
No you don't.
<img src="http://www.drownedinsound.com/resized_images/300x300/20888.jpeg">
Certainly not.
Eww
do people still hire strippers, I thought that was an 80s thing.
Hamu's been complaining about being skint
AND he's half German, so the Lederhosen will come naturally.
Truck Hamu?
Hmm
Of course
There is only one!
Hmmmmmm....
Truck Hamu is complaining about being skint? REALLY?
I reckon someone from DiS will do it for cash.
We are all mostly poor. Seriously. DO IT DISERS.
Yeah - pissed it up the wall!
*rolling eyes smiley thing*
Seriously though, can one have a tasteful hen night?
I don't think it's possible.
I've drawn the line at penis straws though. There will be no penis straws.
I'm going to buy penis straws aren't I?
You can get penis straws?
I guess you can have a tasteful hen night but it would still have to be special. Which would probably mean a lot of money on some kind of non-tacky activity.
what the hell
are penis straws?
straws shaped like a penis
of course
Of course!
thank god
I had all sorts of things going round in my head. I was trying to figure out WHY you would need a straw for a penis.
Don't let me make a salty milkshake joke
No!
*heave*
and penis boppers
and penis l plates..
I think you should resist that shit... you won't tho.
There will be an inflatable man involved I reckon..
Inflatable man?
omg. There will now be an inflatable man involved.
Ann Summers
no need to thank me...