Hi everybody, I'm popular comedian Man's Daddy. Come on in and enjoy another selection of warm winter funnies!
Q: What do you call a horse with a disease which causes horrible lumps to appear on its scalp?
A: Foal Head-Mounds! (Noel Edmonds)
Q: What do you call a Beatle who damaged the cartilage in his knee by pulling a nearby muscle?
A: Pull My-cart'-knee! (Paul McCartney)
Q: Why did the alien driver eat the policeman's hat?
A: He thought it was a meal!!!!
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i broke the boards.
i'm literally pissing myself, Man's Daddy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
great
Oh
my fucking God. :')
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What does that mean?
it means "the man's daddy is the awesomest"
Ha ha!
They never get old.
they don't?
they don't
i like the last one
the best.
Hi
I'm a popular comedian called The Man's Daddy. If you liked my super alien funny, check out two more space laughs!!!
Q: What did the alien do when a policeman accused him of speeding?
A: He pretended to choke on a chrysalis!
Q: Why did the alien shiver when the policeman shouted at him?
A: He was drunk and scared!!!!
marry me.
To quote Calculon from Futurama (yes, what a geeky thing to do)
'That was so bad I think I got cancer'
look
if you're going to dare besmirch The Man's Daddy, at least get the quote CORRECT.
Oh go and correct me supergeek.
what is the EXACT quote?
"That was so terrible, I think you gave me cancer!"
thank you, wikiquote!
Well done, geek.
because i can use a website?
yes, because you can use a website.
which makes everyone on here a geek. Especially me.
zing!
i was going to try and find my futurama quotes thread, but i can't. instead i'm going to go to fopp!
Hahahaha. Mint.
I've missed you Man's Daddy.
Nope, still as mystifyingly unfunny as when you first appeared
Meh.
so wrong theo
so wrong.
^
Thank
crippens for that Theo, I thought I was the only one...
Dr Crippen lived
in Tufnell Park
Where
did Dr Tufnell live again?
I believe that last time this came up
It was you, me, bamos and bobbygeorge who were unmoved by this brand of 'humour'.
You
are no dad of mine
You're no son, you're no son of miiiine
Ah, Genisis.
Carry on.
where's your diary?
Foal Head-Mounds!
Incredible!
thrrrzz
rrr frrrckn rrrrrmmmmmrrrzrrrnnn
LOL
MORE! MORE!
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AMAZING
Q: What happens if you thrust a hosepipe into a beehive and turn it on full blast?
A: The Jetson Wasps (Jackson 5)!
totally brilliant
I wholeheartedly agree!