i hate pokéhunters

today, i was just zubatting around in my zubatcave with my zubatwife and zubatkids, and some weasly little pokéhunter just walks in!

can you believe it?

i mean, i wouldn't walk into HIS home without permission, but you don't see that stopping this little scrote.

then, to add insult to injury, he starts throwing his pokéballs around, and all of a sudden there's a charmander and a mudkip in my cave! so it's not enough that he comes trampling into my home, but then he lets his pets out?!??! how do i know they're housetrained, HUH?

anyway, despite my best efforts, the charmander then roasted both zubatkids alive, before eating their burnt remains, and then my zubatwife was captured in a pokéball! even shitting on his trousers didn't put him off.

and to top all this off, during the meleé i flew into a stalagmite, so i now have the worst headache ever. even worse than the time i got blasted on absinthe and stole a car.

typical.