A simple subjective and totally irrational dislike - who annoys you?
(Note that the Pete-from-Big-Brother-like performing monkey keyboard player from The Automatic is exempt from selection because that is too obvious.)
My choice: Keane's pianist: Why does he get so "excited" about banging away like a drunken Elton John?
"Why does he get so "excited" about banging away like a drunken Elton John?"
cos he's thinking about all his publishing money.
I don't hate any popular musician per se
because I don't know any personally.
Except that Panda Wand Loo guy. What. A. Prick.
the singer out of the feeling.
smug shit voiced twat.
Blunt.
I want to smash his stupid smug face with the spoiler of a monster truck.
there is always a twat for his time
it was jamie cullum.
then it was fat-face from keane.
then j.blunt surpassed them all in sheer, outright, overall cuntness.
there are many in the 'indie' world that are deserving of a smack of two but none of them come anywhere near senor blunt.
It's predictable but maybe Blunt.
I think the final straw was his rant about his 'critics' when he won the Ivor Novello - basially (to parapharase) "well I don't have to listen to the song and it's made me really fucking rich"
Dominic Masters.
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I hate Brandon Flowers more than Blunt; in fact, Blunt seems to me like a bit of an easy target. He's obviously a prick, but it's so obvious...it doesn't really seem worth developing any ire about.
I can't see Blunt claiming to write "one of the best albums of the last twenty years."
I don't like Damon Albarn either...or Alex James.
I have an irrational dislike of Damon Albarn
I quite like Blur's music and think Gorillaz have good songs but whenever I see him being interviewed (even if he's talking complete sense) a voice in my head starts screaming "twat".
Does
Dominic Masters look especially haggard and old and like a crack whore these days? I may have seen him the other day at the Buffalo Bar, but I didn't want to walk over and say, "hi, are you Dominic Masters or just a drunk 95-year-old tramp?".
Why not?
That's usually the first thing I say when I meet people.
:-D
probably.
Robbie Williams
10 years of consistent annoyance. I'm thinking of giving him an award, which may well take the form of an atomic bomb.
Fired at point blank range into his STUPID FUCKING FACE.
the singer out of Orson
and the rest of the band come to think of it. That hat is so shit it makes me angry.
And Lulu.
I irrationally hate
Kylie Minogue.
She's such a slagwagon.
racist
JK from Jamiroquai
He annoys me SO much. And his music is rubbish.
Matt Bellamy
I can't stand his woman-like looks and physique. The way he screws his face up to do his horrid moaning in his songs. His arrogance onstage and in interviews.
Mani
He seems to be on every single one of these programs where 'celebrities' sit and add comments about something that happened five years ago as if its some kind of historical monument. I can understand why Ian Brown hates him. And he's a United fan.
Bob Geldof / Bono / Midge Ure
Obviously
"his arrogance onstage and in interviews"
What?
He's not exactly Liam Gallagher is he? I've never picked up any obvious arrogance from Matt at all. In fact, I often admire how level-headed he is in interviews.
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I've had an irrational hatred for The Levellers since I was a lad. No-one will ever annoy me as much as they do.
Placebo come pretty close though - every time I hear that idiot's voice and his band of secondry school muppets I have to take a life to sate myself.
Probably Ian Watkins
with his constant 'ignore the way we dress and listen to the music!' pleas, even though his music is pretty much the musical equivalent of their fashion, and shit.
That guy from hard fi
just the arogance to sit abnd ratio is out of this world
The Kooks guy.
Pipettes.
And, um, Eminem.
Kasabian
and Dominic Masters
Anyone remember G4?
I do.
Twats.
Joss Stone
Pig
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elton john. I hate that fat useless fuck.
The twat in the hat from Orson,
but basically any musician in a fucking trilby. Kill them all.
sting
or bono.
Justin Hawkins
The ugly, goofy, arrogant twat.
haha!
yeah, i cant stand the levellers either... hated them for years. just everything about the band annoys me.
carter usm too. i think its cos those two bands were so completely the other end of the spectrum to stuff i used to like back in the early 90s.
Definitely
all of Kasabian. Christ, they're scum.
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Terrorist scum.
It'z gotta be
Johnny Borrell
that cunt out of razorlight
and that cunt out of the kooks.
I'd forgotten Kasabian.
Them. Obviously.
Morrissey
I hate the smug veggie neo nazi. an interview he did after V festival on E4 where he described himself as better than everyone nearly made me have a seizure.
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I dislike him too. But it's easier to ignore him now all his old fans are now basically The Estabilishment and are all deliriously happy with their kids, Mondeo and public sector job.
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My friend (i think that makes it less liabelous; i've heard he reads these boards) once said Usher has the face of a rapist, and i have to agree.
Usher has the face of a rapist
The wink of a peado
The eyes of a necrophiliac.
Sue me.
Usher
Is that you?
Ville Vallo (sp?) from HIM
punchy punchy face face.
The twat from Hard-Fi
gets my vote. I really wish he would just STAND STILL when he sings rather than trying to couple every word with an overwrought body movement. It's just embarrassing to watch.
KD LANG
i hate her i HATE her. with her little stupid whingy voice, FUCK THE FUCK OFF, you fat lesbian BITCH
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one word
Chico need i say any more
YES
i fucking hate kd lang.
only slightly less than:
hard-fi singer - die a death please
and i hate him slightly less than...
*drumroll*
jack black. i'd write a paragraph about how i'd punish him for his personality but if it ever happened, he'd just play along and think it was really cool and funny. YOU'RE NOT FUNNY, STOP RUINING MY LIFE
50 cent makes me lose my faith in humanity
and all future prospects for the human race.
the singer from the kooks
i'm not a violent man but if that guy from irreversible smashed the little runts face in a with a fire extinguisher, i'd probably clap.